Wednesday, March 08, 2006

'Drunk-and-Disorderly' Chimpanzees

The problem with prohibition was that bootlegging operations supported organized crime and... tanked chimps?
Via Take That Hippy:"The officials, however, insist that even a drunk chimp cannot take on a grown man. All the babies they have attacked have been either unaccompanied, or are in in the company of other children.
One notorious chimp nicknamed Saddam is blamed for killing at least three babies and maiming several others in Ruteete sub-county which borders the Kibale National Park."

3 Comments:

Blogger dchan said...

i know what im doing for spring break- making some fucking banana beer.

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9:13 AM  
Blogger dchan said...

"The first banana juice, called umutobé, can be served to women and children."

9:15 AM  
Blogger shrf said...

Giants['] Black Meat White Treat: (n) A two-course meal first popularized by players of the New York Giants, who would eat this meal traditionally before games. The "Black Meat" refers to a small round, usually a sirloin, cooked quickly so as to char the outside while leaving the inside semi-rare. The steak was prepared this way to allow players to eat the meat in the locker rooms by-hand, to prevent excess mess. The white treat refers to small Greek wedding cookies that one of the players' mothers would traditionally bake and bring before games.

7:08 PM  

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