Sunday, October 21, 2007

Materialists Rejoice!

What a relief I felt this morning to learn that pitcher Paul Byrd's success since his 2002 shoulder surgery is not due to God being his Pitching Coach. Or, to put it differently, that even God thought Paul Byrd wasn't going to amount to shit unless he started taking a fuck-load of steroids.


Blogger Josh said...

You can't blame Paul for this unfortunate situation.

God provided him with the $25k worth of HGH, and Paul never knew that was a banned substance.

9:13 AM  
Blogger John Liberty said...

my parents put hgh in me when i was a kid im not even kidding

3:09 AM  

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