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Here is an interesting news article that I found online:
“ALLENTOWN, Pa. (AP) -- A college student from Ohio who was elected president of his class at Lehigh University has been arrested on charges that he robbed a Pennsylvania bank. Authorities say 19-year-old Greg Hogan handed a note to a teller at a Wachovia Bank Friday afternoon in Allentown. The note indicated he had a weapon and wanted money. Hogan faces robbery and theft charges. Police say he got away with nearly 29-hundred dollars. Police picked up the sophomore at his fraternity house Friday evening. He's being held on 100-thousand dollars bail. His father, the Reverend Gregory Hogan, is the pastor of First Baptist Church of Barberton in suburban Akron. Gregory Hogan also has served as a city councilman in Seven Hills near Cleveland.”
(This Gregory fellow is my friend’s fraternity brother at Sig Ep Lehigh. Moreover, Gregory has large gambling debts to pay off.)
What does this story show us? That gambling can force people to make poor life decisions? No. That fraternities perpetuate a culture of violence, excessiveness, and perceived superiority over one’s fellow man? Hardly so. That Gregory watches too many movies, lives in a fantasy world, and is a stupid mongoloid fuck? Yes… but for the sake of the point I'm about to make, no.
This article proves once and for all how fucked up a kid can get from growing up in an overbearingly religious household, especially a Christian one… and never in a Jewish one. When was the last time a Jewish teenager robbed a bank? NEVER! That’s because my (chosen) people make our money legally and honestly: by overcharging hard-working, church-going Christian folk for legal, medical, financial, and entertainment-based services. My people have been literate since Christians were still fucking their first-cousins!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a penis to circumsize.
“ALLENTOWN, Pa. (AP) -- A college student from Ohio who was elected president of his class at Lehigh University has been arrested on charges that he robbed a Pennsylvania bank. Authorities say 19-year-old Greg Hogan handed a note to a teller at a Wachovia Bank Friday afternoon in Allentown. The note indicated he had a weapon and wanted money. Hogan faces robbery and theft charges. Police say he got away with nearly 29-hundred dollars. Police picked up the sophomore at his fraternity house Friday evening. He's being held on 100-thousand dollars bail. His father, the Reverend Gregory Hogan, is the pastor of First Baptist Church of Barberton in suburban Akron. Gregory Hogan also has served as a city councilman in Seven Hills near Cleveland.”
(This Gregory fellow is my friend’s fraternity brother at Sig Ep Lehigh. Moreover, Gregory has large gambling debts to pay off.)
What does this story show us? That gambling can force people to make poor life decisions? No. That fraternities perpetuate a culture of violence, excessiveness, and perceived superiority over one’s fellow man? Hardly so. That Gregory watches too many movies, lives in a fantasy world, and is a stupid mongoloid fuck? Yes… but for the sake of the point I'm about to make, no.
This article proves once and for all how fucked up a kid can get from growing up in an overbearingly religious household, especially a Christian one… and never in a Jewish one. When was the last time a Jewish teenager robbed a bank? NEVER! That’s because my (chosen) people make our money legally and honestly: by overcharging hard-working, church-going Christian folk for legal, medical, financial, and entertainment-based services. My people have been literate since Christians were still fucking their first-cousins!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a penis to circumsize.
posted by Josh the Hippie Killer at 4:10 PM
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