Sunday, April 30, 2006

Workers of the world untie? Unite? Unitarian? Usdfs?

Marx had ridiculous handwriting:

That is all.

4 Comments:

Blogger Robot said...

I haven't looked into this at all, but it looks like shorthand. Much like this Woodrow Wilson gem:

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11:23 PM  
Blogger shrf said...

dogg we wish it were shorthand. From an unconfirmed but seemingly repeated blurb:

At one time during his years of living in London Marx applied for a job as a clerk but was turned down becuse of his handwriting. Only his wife and Friedrich Engels could decipher it.

Dude's penmanship teacher was probably a bear, raccoon, colbus monkey, or similar mammal.

12:53 AM  
Blogger Robot said...

1. The thing about bad handwriting is that there are two kinds: the Marx/teacher/professor kind, which is impossible to read, and the me kind, which is equally impossible to read, but looks unmistakably like the work of a 5-year-old. I would take Marx's anyday.

2. This whole business merely confirms the rather postmodern thesis I've been presenting at cocktail parties since the early 80s: that Engels was the one driving the ship, and he unwittingly interpreted/deciphered Marx's handwriting to say what he wanted it to say. Marx, who never read his own work after it was published, was clueless.

2:01 AM  
Blogger shrf said...

Your thesis is bold, but having read some of Engels' solo work, I must disagree. The real pomo thesis would be that we should actually read only the manuscript copy, and then each one of our interpretations will create a 'new' communist manifesto liberated from the shackles of soviet malfeasance. E.g.:
"Dude, This says that the spectre haunting Europe is cannibalism...I knew it!"

10:37 AM  

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