Thursday, June 29, 2006

A Prime Minister, a King, and a Deli

We need more in-depth reportage on this from our men on the scene. Will there be parades in the streets? Are the kids (or Black Lodge employees) breaking out their Nintendos in celebration? Will The Glass be performing a live show at the Deli exclusively for Mr. Koizumi? Will the King rise?


Blogger The Sheriff said...

I'll actually try to be on site tomorrow to give answers to all these questions...AND MORE

6:10 PM  
Blogger Scantron said...

Just to give credence to Sheriff's assertion, I hereby announce to everyone that both Sheriff AND Scantron will attempt tomorrow morning to investigate the Prez's Memphis appearance, in the guise of participants at what the Mid-South Peace and Justice Center promises to be a protest featuring "MSPJC, Democracy For Memphis and other local progressive groups." Stay tuned!

11:27 PM  
Blogger The Sheriff said...

I will of course be going undercover as a barbecue chef at the Rendezvous, and as a leopard print television at Graceland. I will thirdly attempt to hide in Prime Minister Koizumi's beautiful, beautiful hair

1:33 AM  

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