Sunday, December 03, 2006

Forces of Darkness vs. Angels of Light

The final confrontation between lame republicans and humurous liberals will be fought in the Supreme Court soon, and it will not be over abortion. Instead, it's about free speech: can a high school student be punished for unfurling a pro-drug banner at an off-campus event? What if that message is one of the most hilarious sentences of the 21st century--"Bong hits 4 Jesus"? As an added bonus, Ken Starr is representing the school. When will this guy get the crow bar out of his ass?
Also, in an unrelated but equally tragic assault on the freedom of high-schoolers, a young man was shot yesterday for throwing eggs at someone's car. I normally don't care much about tragedies, but this is a kid I can really empathize with. Sad-pants.


Blogger The Sheriff said...

Having recently read some Benjamin Netanyahu talking about terrorism, I can say with almost no hesitation that he would advocate shooting that kid. I also believe that Netanyahu would have few qualms with doing the deed himself, also derived from my reading. I am withholding judgment as to whether or not it actually was Benjamin Netanyahu in the SUV in this case who shot the boy.

5:30 PM  
Blogger Scantron said...

How about the groom shot 50 times by the cops on the morning of his wedding? How about the 92-year-old woman from Georgia shot dead by the police? (Okay, she shot at them first, but...) I tell you, this world is crazy!

12:51 AM  

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