Workers of the World, Reach for your Dildos and Lube ... in unison!
A while back this blog witnessed a moderate call to arms by one of its most steadfast contributors. (No, not me, I'm talking about the Scantron one you'll find if you scroll down.) Well, it appears that the world has anwered. With the announcement of the Global Orgasm for Peace I think we the human race have finally deemed the chances of all hell breaking loose in Lebanon, Iraq, Iran, Palestine, Sri Lanka, North Korea, "Africa," etc. to be so nearly inevitable that we have given ourselves no choice but to return to the peculiar wisdom of the The 60's.
I trust that the Badiou scholars in the audience will determine whether this collective moan of ecstasy will resemble "The Event" -- forgetting for the moment its lack of sponteneity -- we've all been waiting for.
I trust that the Badiou scholars in the audience will determine whether this collective moan of ecstasy will resemble "The Event" -- forgetting for the moment its lack of sponteneity -- we've all been waiting for.
posted by Robot at 5:55 PM
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"But officer, I was only hiring this shemale prostitute so that we could both participate in the Global Orgasm, together."
"You mean THE Global Orgasm?"
"Yes, officer."
"Well then... you'd better get a move on! You only have 0 days 2 hours 11 minutes and 07 seconds until the big event, and God Bless America!"
so that's ~3 billion orgasms and ~3 billion fake orgasms right? HA HA, ENJOYING YOUR SHRIMP?
The Commies are after our precious bodily fluids after all.
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