Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Forever young

Remember that quiet kid in middle school whose parents were never around? Well, maybe he was actually a 29-year-old man. Who lived with 43-year-old man claiming to be his uncle. And a 61-year-old man claiming to be his grandfather. And another, random 34-year-old man, a sex offender whom the 29-year-old had met in prison. What, did total fuckedupedness just skip the quinquagenarian generation? It's like "Three Men and a Baby" as written by Todd Solondz.

The two older men, according to CNN's version of the story, "Were very upset when the detectives told them they had been having a sexual relationship with a 29-year-old man and not a pre-teen boy." Eeeeeeeeeee.


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