Along the lines of primate torture, fellow wustl alum Craig W. recently informed me that this summer he is working on a project where he will infect a few lucky* Chimpanzees (which, by the way, cost $35,000 each) with the AIDS virus. Then he and some other sadistic 'scientists' will study their slow and inevitable torturous decline over a period of 8 weeks.
*extremely unlucky
PS. For all those who might ever read this post, Craig called me on March 13, approx a month and a half after this comment was made, to tell me to take his last name off the post. so i did. this used to be the first comment. buh.
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Well, monkeys gave us HIV after all, so why shouldn't we give it back to them?
They also gave us most of our DNA. I say give it all back! Retract thine shit flinging genetics, foul apes! So sayeth my higher instinct.
Along the lines of primate torture, fellow wustl alum Craig W. recently informed me that this summer he is working on a project where he will infect a few lucky* Chimpanzees (which, by the way, cost $35,000 each) with the AIDS virus. Then he and some other sadistic 'scientists' will study their slow and inevitable torturous decline over a period of 8 weeks.
*extremely unlucky
PS. For all those who might ever read this post, Craig called me on March 13, approx a month and a half after this comment was made, to tell me to take his last name off the post. so i did. this used to be the first comment. buh.
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