I didn't think, but it is the internets after all...

I thought I'd try the Google search "muslims cause global warming" just for kicks, and hey, lo and behold. Oh internets, what mysteries do you still keep invisible to us, surely waiting for the right search string to bathe use with your multiple global, local, glocal, translocal, virtual, heterogeneous, simulacral, and discursive knowledges.