Poetry

Fuck: Newt Gingrich, Jimmy Hoffa, James Dobson, Bill Frist
Suck My Dingaling: Pat Robertson, All the Intelligent Designers.

As for the folks out there who have been missing my insightful commentary on the world, I have only this to say to you:

My life has been the poem I would have writ,
But I could not both live and utter it.

Henry David "Skeet-skeet" Thoreau