What makes this night different from any other night?

The independent posts the 12 questions of christmas. One of them tells us that Charles Cheek from my high school football was right. Jesus was blacker than the night, or at least as black as King Kong. This is the weirdest thing I have ever read in a newspaper:

The "black/white" argument is easily settled if one follows the American test of whether someone is racially "black". Under the " one-drop rule" if any person has any black ancestors he or she is considered "black" even if they have pale skin colour. Under this rule, Mariah Carey, LaToya Jackson and Jesus would all be classified as " black".

No further comment.