Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Something Wonderful...


I hate to commodity fetishize, but even the burgeoning Marxist needs to make a cup of coffee for him/herself now and then (less surplus value added this way), especially after the capitalist pig-dog coffee shops have closed up for the night to maximise their profits. The best way to do so short of a several-thousand "real dollar" espresso machine is surely the AeroPress. Mine came in today, and I welcome all* to come over for a cuppa.


Allow me to elucidate the dialectical function of the Aeropress:
Thesis:






Antithesis:







Synthesis:







The result is a smooth, rich concentrate suitable for the nomenklatura and the noble prole alike, whether diluted or taken similar to an espresso. This is coffee that fuels the soul, and the engine of historical materialism. For all that is soluble melts into solution, all that is caffinated is reclaimed, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses the egregious prices he normally paid for inferior coffee. With each cup, we brew autonomy! With each sip we drive home the message of the rejection of the capitalist barrista-slavery! Let the slogans be painted on the walls of the coffeehouses: "INTERVENTION BEGINS WITH PERCOLATION!"..."REJECT THE FASCIST-FRAPPUCCINO"..."MOCHA IS CAPITALIST FOR SUBJUGATION!"..&c

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!

*Coffee contains pork. All not actually welcome.

(haters will be kneecapped)

6 Comments:

Blogger Robot said...

I'm happy someone else saw that article from the Times. Fortunately, Jews haven't had the burden of having to give freely to Christians, since most of their food stuffs is made with the baby blood of Gentiles.

11:56 PM  
Blogger danny marcus said...

someone did his negri homework

12:51 AM  
Blogger shrf said...

Well someone had to release the full productivity of the positive imagination onto the ontological order of being, didn't they? I mean, some of us go to classes n' stuff

12:54 AM  
Blogger danny marcus said...

touche. some of us are damn sick. and i need to talk to you about our friend toni... toni the opaque italian spinozian. you know the one.

and i need to finish the reading.

1:01 AM  
Blogger danny marcus said...

And with that, he donned his passamontagna and stalked off into the gloom.

1:02 AM  
Blogger Josh the Hippie Killer said...

mc hammer's blog:
http://mchammer.blogspot.com/

1:52 AM  

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