Something Wonderful...

I hate to commodity fetishize, but even the burgeoning Marxist needs to make a cup of coffee for him/herself now and then (less surplus value added this way), especially after the capitalist pig-dog coffee shops have closed up for the night to maximise their profits. The best way to do so short of a several-thousand "real dollar" espresso machine is surely the AeroPress. Mine came in today, and I welcome all* to come over for a cuppa.


Allow me to elucidate the dialectical function of the Aeropress:
Thesis:






Antithesis:







Synthesis:







The result is a smooth, rich concentrate suitable for the nomenklatura and the noble prole alike, whether diluted or taken similar to an espresso. This is coffee that fuels the soul, and the engine of historical materialism. For all that is soluble melts into solution, all that is caffinated is reclaimed, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses the egregious prices he normally paid for inferior coffee. With each cup, we brew autonomy! With each sip we drive home the message of the rejection of the capitalist barrista-slavery! Let the slogans be painted on the walls of the coffeehouses: "INTERVENTION BEGINS WITH PERCOLATION!"..."REJECT THE FASCIST-FRAPPUCCINO"..."MOCHA IS CAPITALIST FOR SUBJUGATION!"..&c

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!

*Coffee contains pork. All not actually welcome.

(haters will be kneecapped)