Friday, September 29, 2006

I thought I knew shit

I don't really believe in one-sentence posts, but are you fucking kidding me?


Blogger Austin 5-000 said...

"But, in two of Dallas’s largest suburban districts, Plano and Frisco, paddling was banned this year, as it was in Memphis last year". I understand Texas, but you Memphis boys got some explaining to do, and I mean soon, before I whoop my blog-paddle on your asses.

10:30 PM  
Blogger Scantron said...

Yes, you see, unlike the Ann Arbor public school system, where every time a child misbehaves a homeless person somewhere is given $100, in Memphis we reward hard work and punish errancy. Fortunately nature always worked in my favor in elementary school, both because chubby dorky kids tend not to get paddled and because the paddlings were administered by our aged principal, Ms. Taylor, who was like 87 years old at the time and had arms like withered brushwood. My guess is that the phrase "this is going to hurt me more than it hurts you" was spoken quite truthfully at Grahamwood Elementary, especially when the recipient was some 15-year-old, 200 lb sixth grader.

4:47 PM  
Blogger Robot said...

I think you bring up a good point, Scantron. There's been some news over here about the rise of kids beating-the-shit-out-of-if-not-
killing-their-teachers. If this war of all against all in the schools continues, the Japanese just might have to make some sort of bad-ass movie about it ...

5:04 PM  
Blogger The Sheriff said...

I thought that they already did, a film by the name of Battle Royale.

6:04 PM  

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