Sunday, October 22, 2006

This is Stupidcenter.

You're probably all familiar with the phenomenon of bizarre baby names, both among celebrities (Apple, Suri, etc) and hoi polloi (Orangello, Bocephus, Stand-up-and-shout-for-Jesus Jones [I swear this is one]). Well, time to add a bold new addition. It turns out that not one, but four couples have decided to name their children "ESPN." ESPN Montana Real was born earlier this month to proud parents in Biloxi, Mississippi. There are three other little ESPNs already out there, two in Texas and one in Michigan. That makes just enough ESPNs to one day find each other and join intensive group therapy. God bless America. I await with bated breath CSI Smith and ROTFLMAO Rogers.


Blogger Josh the Hippie Killer said...

One of my favorite baby names is the one that was bestowed upon magician Penn Gillette's daughter. He named her Moxie CrimeFighter Gillette. With a middle name like that, little Moxie has quite a bit of pressure to never get arrested. I can picture some idiot cop saying something like "CrimeFighter, eh? Well then why were you drinking underage, huh?"

1:32 AM  
Blogger Austin 5-000 said...

Well, you can't blame his parents(or maybe you can, he sort of does), but what about Optimus Prime?


10:56 PM  
Blogger d'Mardree said...

Jesus, he has four kids too...people like this really should not be allowed to procreate.

3:02 PM  

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