Saturday, July 07, 2007

Terrorism, Surfdom, and the Jews: A History

While many on this blog are enjoying their long summer evenings and dirty martinis, some writers on this blog (myself included) have recently experienced the front lines on the War on Terror: London, England. For those of you flocking to see Sicko, behold the horrors of godless socialism! Along the road to surfdom we have now seen not only long lines and poor quality of health professionals, but Islamic fundamentalists as well. As D'souza would surely agree, these Brits had it coming.

Yet, even as the world turns its vengeful eyes on foreign doctors of all sorts, it's important to keep things in perspective. As frightening as this recent plot was, it's nowhere nearly as insidious or wide in scope as the most infmaous of Doctors' Plots: the Jews'.

Thank God for Stalin, for were it not for his strong hand who knows how far the Jews' poison would have reached. I pray that Gordon Brown has the strength and courage to deal with these ruffians with the same forcefulness as Josef. These doctors, and doctors everywhere, should know that while America is not afraid of privatizing the very same health care the terrorists want us to Communistize, it won't put a price on freedom.


Blogger Scantron said...

Is it just me, or does the road to surfdom sound pretty sweet?

2:21 PM  
Blogger The Sheriff said...

AKA the Dick Dale honorary freeway.

11:03 AM  

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