Friday, June 15, 2007

Warning: Contains Sensitive Information

*UPDATE* - Names have been changed. See comments section for access to the full conversation.

Mr. Liberty did, in fact, claim ownership of the voice in the video. Observe:
From: John Liberty
To: d'Mardree
Date: Sat, Jun 9, 2007 at 4:23 PM
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: John Liberty
Date: Jun 9, 2007 4:22 PM
Subject:
To: Josh the Hippie Killer
paris hilton going back to jail
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From: d'Mardree
To: John Liberty
Date: Sun, Jun 10, 2007 at 12:28 AM
weird...that sounds like your voice. check this one out.
[Quoted text hidden]
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From: John Liberty
To: d'Mardree
Date: Sun, Jun 10, 2007 at 1:18 AM
it was mine <----------------- PWNED
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13 Comments:

Blogger John Liberty said...

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11:58 PM  
Blogger John Liberty said...

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11:59 PM  
Blogger John Liberty said...

Unfortunately, I have no recollection of that final email and can not find it in my GMail, which never deletes anything.

If for some reason our usually reliable and ever faithful webmail applet caught a "bug", or if my memory server had a memory dump, then I can only say that you have had a BSOD. This is the only diagnosis that would lead one to believe something so ridiculous..or to feel comfortable enough to present the item as truth, and thus place my reputation in a state of peril. You have only put your own reputation in jeopardy with your false pwnage.

But believing something that is patently absurd is common in Kentucky. Please don't keep the faith in everything you see, or can't see.

12:01 AM  
Blogger John Liberty said...

oh and i would like that taken down cause it has our names???

12:02 AM  
Blogger d'Mardree said...

Mr. Liberty,
You are right to acknowledge the reliability and faithfulness of gmail, which "never deletes anything." The email that you sent to me was not, in fact, the final one in that particular conversation, so perhaps that is why you had difficulty locating it in your archives? Don't worry about it - the internet is a really great resource, but can be confusing and frustrating at times. The more time you spend on gmail, the more comfortable you'll feel. Just have fun with it and the rest will follow naturally!

That being said, I do feel the need to defend my reputation, as your suggestion that I have provided false or fabricated information - or even worse - that your gmail conveniently deleted that specific email, is the true absurdity. I have forwarded the entire conversation (which ends in an email with the Paris Hilton video link, sent from me to Austin) to the following address:

americaisthegreatest@gmail.com

Anyone who wishes to view the thread in its entirety needs only to enter the name of the dorm where Austin and Robbie lived freshman year as the password. The first letter is capitalized. I will now delete the names in the original post.

6:48 AM  
Blogger John Liberty said...

your reputation is still tarnished because you were stupid enough to believe it was actually my voice, that is the real absurdity.

12:28 PM  
Blogger Austin 5-000 said...

LULZ

12:47 PM  
Blogger Austin 5-000 said...

Liberty ur a c0ck

12:47 PM  
Blogger John Liberty said...

IDIFTL

2:13 PM  
Blogger John Liberty said...

email americaisthegreatest@gmail.com

3:05 PM  
Blogger John Liberty said...

ok someone deleted the account. Not funny.

4:15 PM  
Blogger Scantron said...

Hey, Scantron lived in that dorm too!

4:46 PM  
Blogger Scantron said...

Funny, looking at the blog roll I always thought "john liberty" was resident Wash U libertarian master John Payne. Now I know liberty has other fans as well.

4:48 PM  

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