Thursday, August 21, 2008

OMG Have You Heard McCain Has Like a Gazillion Houses!

Note to liberal bloggers: please talk more about the quantity of John (or Cindy) McCain's real estate hold estate holdings. This topic is totally awesome and substantive! It's not like McCain will be able to muster a defensive narrative having to do with Obama not being so poor himself and not having been imprisoned and tortured for a good while. It's not like the two most renowned Democratic presidents of the 20th century were, like, inheritors of a lot of money and real estate. I am quite confident that the GOP will be as docile as was Kerry when similar attacks were made against the latter in 2004, despite Kerry having served his country honorably. Carry on you nervous Democrats!

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4 Comments:

Blogger The Sheriff said...

I don't think that you're taking America seriously enough.

10:01 PM  
Blogger curry king said...

But he's out of touch, Robbie!

10:42 PM  
Blogger Robot said...

I think him not knowing how many houses he has was a great response. As I wrote earlier, McCain doesn't give a shit about that kind of stuff--a REAL red-blooded nouveau riche would be able to name that number before the interviewer was finished with the question.

12:06 AM  
Blogger Josh said...

Last year, McCain knew that he had 7 houses. Hello 'early-onset Alzheimer's'

8:15 AM  

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