Austin 5000 Christmas list omission
One thing you forgot to mention, which I will supply you with this holiday:
10. Official "Bros' Night" vouchers--like those bullshit coupons you used to give your parents in elementary school cause you didn't have an income ("free back rub," "I'll do the dishes!", "clean the carpet," etc) and you never actually followed through with.
BROS' NIGHT!
10. Official "Bros' Night" vouchers--like those bullshit coupons you used to give your parents in elementary school cause you didn't have an income ("free back rub," "I'll do the dishes!", "clean the carpet," etc) and you never actually followed through with.
BROS' NIGHT!
posted by to scranton at 12:04 AM
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Bro's night!
Bro's night?
BROOOOOOS NIIIIGHHHTT
BROSNIGHT
bros night!
.......bros...
...night
brosnightbrosnightbrosnightbrosnight
B-R-O-S
nighighighighight
Deena claimed that the Brosnight originated with "Saving Silverman." Some sort of geneology would be nice, and I'm looking for funding from the Hoover Institute for War, Peace, and Revolution for the funding. As for the vouchers, my past promises to my parents for just the things Matt reffered -- back rubs, cooking dinner, doing dishes, etc. -- would likely add up to 1000 hours of my labor. I fear to this day that there will be a "run on the bank" so to speak. When I have mysteriously fled the country and live out my life as an expat in the Mongolian Steppes, writing a memoir entitled "Why you Steppein': how one American Discovered that Eddie Guerrero was not Dead, but Living in the Steppes of Mongolia," you will know it was because my parents cashed in on their vouchers.
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