Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Smoking Dutch Cleanser?

From Der Washington Post
When Gonzales argues that the Constitution gives the president undisputable powers to conduct warrantless surveillance despite a statute aimed at requiring him to seek court approval, such an interpretation "is not sound," Specter said in the interview. ". . . He's smoking Dutch Cleanser."
I looked around the internet to see what Dutch Cleanser is, and it appears to be similar to Bon Ami, or Barkeeper's Friend: a powedered abrasive cleaner. Where the hell do people come up with this shit? That is the weirdest thing I have ever heard. He could be talking about pot, but I just don't believe that that is the case. Arlen Specter is a strange fellow.

PS. I agree with his argument, of course. Gonzales could indeed be smoking any number of cleaning products if he really believes what he is saying. This is just weeeyyeerd.

2 Comments:

Blogger to scranton said...

Pennsylvania is of course known for its large Dutch population--the Dutch Amish, anyone? Perhaps ol' Arlen was just reachin out to his Dutch constituency.

Similarly weird colloquialism by Bill Frist: "It's a little bit like pushing a wheelbarrow full of frogs jumping out all the time," Frist said. "My job is to keep pushing that wheelbarrow and when a frog jumps out to put the frog back in the wheelbarrow and keep going."

Cuz that's how we talk in Tennessee.

5:33 PM  
Blogger shrf said...

From Wikipedia:
* Dutch, trouble (e.g. "He got into some Dutch"); also fake or phony (e.g. "Dutch treat").
* Dutch act, suicide.
* Dutch bargain, made when both parties are drinking.
* Dutch brick, an inferior type of building material used in Africa.
* Dutch cap, a vaginal contraceptive.
* Dutch courage, drunken bravery.
* Dutch feast, a drinking party.
* Dutch fuck, lighting a cigarette with another lit cigarette to save the extra match.
* Dutch oven, name for a practical joke played on bedmates by restraining them under the covers after you have passed gas.
* Dutch treat or "Going Dutch", when all parties pay their own way at a bar, restaurant, etc.
* Dutch uncle, a man who chides you, or treats you patronizingly.
* Dutch widow, a prostitute.
* Dutch wife, a prostitute or a long cylindrical pillow.


The origin comes from the Anglo-Dutch wars. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Dutch_Wars

8:11 PM  

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