Sunday, June 11, 2006

A letter to my parents

Since I haven't posted in a long time, here is an email I recently sent to my parents.

Alex, Mom, Dad-
I want you to see what they are teaching Alex at his math school. They are teaching him nasty, nasty things. Things that are immoral--evil, even. Please go (in private--not appropriate for your place of work)to
I'm not sure if we can recover Alex, especially considering the suspicious-sounding advance he has made recently. Candidate? For what? Something vile, disgusting, Sodomic, Gommohricious, filthy, lewd, and rapacious. Something bad.
Just thought I'd let you know.


Blogger The Sheriff said...


Clearly this must become the word of the week.

2:20 PM  

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