Monday, January 15, 2007

From the "D-" to the "C -bag"

Has anyone heard the term "cobag" yet? I noticed it on a few blogs and find its gender-neutral nature superficially annoying but intrinsically a good thing. Nor will it ever replace douchebag, purely for aesthetic reasons: "douche" just rolls off the tongue so much more contemptuously than the simple "co." Plus, "douche" is more onomatopoeic. I rest my case.

3 Comments:

Blogger curry king said...

Ugh. Describing douche as an onomatopoeia is just unnecessary.

7:37 PM  
Blogger The Sheriff said...

I'd think though that most sensible women think douchebags are pretty awful implements invented mostly by ignorant male gynecologists sometime in the 19th century. I haven't wikipediad this to make sure of it, but it seems true by logic.

4:06 PM  
Blogger Austin 5-000 said...

Yes, Sheriff, but I believe that the disgustingness of the douche comes from the fact that it was in a certain place, and, more specifically, in a certain place that, for whatever reason, needed to be cleaned.

8:45 AM  

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