Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Pilgrimage (Pt. 1)

Here lies some of the early photographic recordings of the Huffy Crew Diaspora. These images largely confirm much of the folk tales about the dispersal of the Crew to farflung regions. An exhaustive forensic analysis of the following photos, purchased from a Viennese trader stopping in Virginia before a junket south, indicates that they were taken along a 300 mile stretch of the what the elders called I-55 between the city-states of Memphis, TN and St. Louis, MO. The following images are undoctored, and I present them with little to no commentary so as not to mute the asthetic-visceral experience. We believe that the following may also provide some early evidence to corroborate speculations that the Huffians Scantron and Sheriff built totems to mark their journies. The provenance of the artefacts pictured are unknown, but their placement and nature does lead our sages to believe that they may have been ironic, and they do suit the critique of capital and spectacular culture popular amongst some some of the Huffy Crew Members. I've said enough, I Shall let the photographs speak for themselves.






















[A brief set of extrapolations from the photographs reveals much about America in the time of the Huffy Crew Diaspora. By assuming a uniform distribution of some of these figures over the total area of the country, we find that there were nearly 25,000 of these "Native Americans" throughout the US. Given their prodigious height (roughly 20 feet) and similarly proportioned weaponry, we can see how contemporaries of the Huffy Crew must have lived in abject fear of these giants, especially considering the compounted effect of the terrifying pink elephant-creatures that they rode into battle. This would seemingly explain the need for stringent confinement of these strange warlords in areas such as "Oklahoma"

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