Sick.
You saw it on national television, but now you can experience the devestation yourself:
Katrina, the Ride
Next time you're in New Orleans, why not go on a scenic tour of the devestated areas? Now that the poor people are gone, this will mark the first time that affluent white tourists actually see these parts of the city in over 100 years. Here is my list of ideas for other tours, open to the public but I reserve rights.
-Beachside cabanas on Tsunami-devestated Banda Aceh province made from the debris of people's former shanties. The house special is the "Rushing Flood Water," a drink made from Coconut Rum, pineapple juice, and misery.
-Guided tours of the cancer ward at BJH. See tradgedy and its aftermath face to face! Allow skilled tourguides, guaranteed to have at least a B.A. in the life sciences, to show you around the various cancer patients at St. Louis' own luxurious Barnes Jewish. Each tour includes a trip to the radiology department to witness an actual chemotherapy procedure, and a souvenier lock of human hair. Please don't feed the patients! Haha, kidding! (Not kidding, Patients digestive systems are unable to cope with regular solid food)
-Come see the world's (current) largest pile of mangled human bodies! If ever you're in Pakistan, you won't want to miss visiting Muzaffarabad's pyramid of earthquake casualties. Enjoy some specialty "super-scrambled eggs" and a Shaken Vodka martini at the neighboring theme restaurant, and then see if you can scale the mountain all by yourself! Keep those cameras ready, Mom and Dad!
I feel ill.
posted by shrf at 12:33 PM
3 Comments:
*picture is not from nawlins, it is from the Universal Studios Backlot tour. Also home to Jaws.
Umm, ok you irreverent towel-head fuck, I'd like to remind you about a little something I like to call the HOLOCAUST. You know, that atrocious systematic slaughter of 6 million European Jews? Unless I missed something, I don't think your tiny little ant hill of 'mangled bodies' comes even CLOSE in comparison to the piles of the tortured corpses of the European Jewry discovered in DEATH CAMPS after WWII. Does Auschwitz ring a fucking bell for you? Look, my boyfriend's roommate is Jewish...try to have a little sensitivity, Christ!
auschuwitz was the fourth ride planned. But due to the time lapse, it is now the dead jew bone percussion band. Performing at powell hall in st. louis, Jan 13-15. Bring the whole family
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